Who Says Women Aren't Funny?

*god that question is so boring*

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~ Sunday, May 4 ~
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got an instagram follow ginandjuicyjuice if you care and give me your @’s u beautiful bbs


~ Tuesday, December 3 ~
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On my show ‘Community’, a new script supervisor saw me on set and pulled me aside. With tears in her eyes, she said, “You moved me in ‘The Help’. If I had endured what Minny had, I would have put pooh in that pie, too.” I didn’t have the heart to tell her that she had mistaken me for my buddy Octavia Spencer. So I said, “Thank you so much.” Later I texted Octavia that she was making White women cry on the Paramount lot. We had a good laugh.

Yvette Nicole Brown, Essence Magazine (September 2012)

I love her so much.

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A list of ladies I love → Selina Meyer
"I’m the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers! These people should be begging me! That door should be half its height so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn, motherfucking knees."

A list of ladies I love → Selina Meyer

"I’m the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers! These people should be begging me! That door should be half its height so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn, motherfucking knees."


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~ Thursday, November 28 ~
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Sweet Dee appreciation post, part 1

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~ Tuesday, November 26 ~
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themaidofdishonor:

classicajays:

Kristen, Maya and Amy dressed as turkeys

The baddest birds in town

themaidofdishonor:

classicajays:

Kristen, Maya and Amy dressed as turkeys

The baddest birds in town


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~ Monday, November 25 ~
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~ Sunday, November 24 ~
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doingitanywayy said: i used to live in paris! depends on how long you'll be there, but def try to: go to the tip top of the eiffel tower and drink champagne (yes that's an option), louvre (all day, again at night), top of sacre coeur, have a wine/cheese picnic in the tuileries, take a biking tour of the city, go to notre dame (also can go to the top), wander the luxembourg gardens, rue mouffetard street market, and st germaine shops, get drunk at chez georges, and go clubbing in the marais district. have fun!

Merci beaucoupppppp :D this is awesome! do you know anyone else I could talk to that still lives there?? It would be très super trill.


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does anyone here live in/has lived in/been to paris or know someone that has??? i need to know the trillest places to go to for my summer trip to europe and it would be super neat if you guys helped your girl out with any info. i’ll send you a post card and a super hot french boy or girl if you help a sister out.

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~ Thursday, July 18 ~
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~ Wednesday, July 17 ~
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louisdreyfus:

favorite female characters: elaine benes, seinfeld (played by julia louis-dreyfus)

This is all in her mind, okay? She is insane. She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob, rubbed her stapler in my armpit, and put her keyboard on my butt. Yeah… She’s a whacko.


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