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Aubrey Plaza’s Impression of Sarah Silverman
“Me doing my Sarah Silverman impression at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in New York City IN PREPARATION FOR MY SNL AUDITION last year. I LIKE SARAH. I am a fan of hers. For all you haters.”
- Aubrey Plaza
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You have made this blog bigger than it needs to be. This blog was just a place where I can put all my love and fangirl all my funny women, but for some reason it just seems that it has done more. I have given you laughs and giggles and have been the reason you have no social life since you are scrolling until you see you are at page 121 on my blog. I have given you a reason to have a tumblr. And one story that has particularly touched me is (I’m sorry I totally forgot your name! Sadface) when somebody told me that this blog has helped them get through depression. I never thought that I could do that for someone and when I read that, it genuinely made me cry. I’m sorry that I don’t answer your questions all the time or take your recommendations since this is just a secondary blog and I usually just post what I see on my dashboard, but the fact that you care about this blog really touches me. I’m sorry that I’m lazy with submissions and things because I truly suck at that. But I do want all of you to know that I love you and I’m glad I can make you laugh.
-Shalemar C
How to Handle a Break-Up
Okay I haven’t seen this in a while and I’m so happy it’s on my dashboard. You are my fucking hero, nuff said.
Melissa McCarthy and Will Ferrell in W Magazine’s Best Performances 2012
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Dear Betty. As someone who has admired you my whole life I can’t believe I’ve had the great good fortune to actually meet you and work with you. You’ve given me the most amazing show business advice over the years. I remember the first time we met, I was just a young SNL writer, and you told me, “Never let anyone tell you you’re not good enough - to pose nude.” And I’ve always remembered that. When I met you again years later, I told you that I was thinking of leaving NBC and you said, “You know what? Don’t bite the hand that feeds you - when you’re posing nude. ‘Cause that guy might be a friend of the photographer.” And I took the spirit of that advice, and I stayed put. And when “30 Rock” first started, we were having such a hard time and we thought we were gonna get cancelled, you wrote me the loveliest note. You said, “It’s always darkest before the dawn - which is the best time to pose nude. Because once that bus station opens, the cops are probably gonna kick you out of there.” Actually most of your advice to me has been about posing nude. Anyway. Happy birthday, Betty. I love you, enjoy tonight, and like you always say, “Keep reaching for the stars - ‘cause it really makes those knockers stand at attention!”Betty White’s 90th Birthday
Maxine: My doll’s name is Jenny. She’s a good doll. But she doesn’t like ghosts. And neither do I. Ghosts scare me. And I’m pretty sure one’s living under my bed.
Christopher Walken: I promise you darling, there’s no ghosts around here, so you’re safe.
Maxine: That’s good. Because I hate ghosts. They’re spooky! And I don’t respond well to spooky behavior.
What’s Galentine’s Day? Oh it’s only the best day of the year. Every February 13th my lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home and we just kick it breakfast style. Ladies celebrating ladies. It’s like Lilith Fair, minus the angst. Plus, frittatas!
Favorite Fictional TV Ladies in 2011 | The ladies of Parks and Recreation