When I was a little girl I asked my mom why anti-Semitism exists, and her response was, “Well…Jewish people work really hard and are very good with their money. In times of trouble, people blame them because they’re jealous. But that’s not fair, because they work hard. They deserve all the money they make.”
One time we were driving through a downtown neighborhood and she remarked, “You know, black people are much better at sports than we are. They also have fantastic rhythm and they respect their grandmothers because their grandmothers usually raise them.”
Aaaaaannnnd, last night I told my mom about Honey Badger and she said, “Oh, I bet they’d love that in Japan. They love that crazy stuff like the Whiteout and Karaoke. They are so uptight as a people that they really know how to let loose and do silly stuff.”
yoshirobinson answered your question: Am I the only one who didn’t watch the VMAs?
lady gaga came as a man (it was amazing, justin bieber came as a lesbian librarian, adele was robbed of awards, & beyonce’s pregnant now.
Thank you all for following! I just now realized that there are 1,160 of you.
I don’t know where all of you came from, but this is awesome. Unless my mom just made 1,160 tumblrs and followed. But then again she’s not that nice. She didn’t even want to see my D.A.R.E. speech in 4th grade.